I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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