He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
just come out here and I will go home with you...
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Randomize
