Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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