speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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