She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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