I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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