yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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