Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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