I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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