Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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