i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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