I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Randomize
