so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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