Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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