me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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