is your mom at the bar?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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