I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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