This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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