I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
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