Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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