Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize
