I wannas sexs uuuuu
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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