Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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