he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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