Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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