Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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