Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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