When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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