we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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