So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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