Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Randomize
