What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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