Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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