Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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