I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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