I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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