Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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