worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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