dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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