In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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