dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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