would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
time to smoke my breakfast
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
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