woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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