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She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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