just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You are the jesus of drinking
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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