idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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