i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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