it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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