People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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