i don't like sucking hair
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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