Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i will never coherently bang her
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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