Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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