Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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