After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
